Graduation Speech Essay - 1009 Words

For some of you graduates, this will be the last ceremony you might ever sit through. Most of us, though, and I regret that I am in this group, will sit through many more ceremonies -- ceremonies longer and more tedious that this or anything else you can imagine. If you think this is bad, try a college graduation. Think, that is, attend a wedding. And, if just for a moment you think that that is bad, just be thankful you have never attended or will attend a Bar Mitzvah. The only ceremony I think anybody would truly enjoy attending is a funeral. But, only if you are lucky enough, or unlucky enough, to be the guest of honor, because, really, that will be the only time you will be able to be honored at a ceremony and not have to make chit†¦show more content†¦What I did, was grab a random book off my book shelf. Then I chose a random page from that randomly chosen book. And then, I chose a random sentence, from that randomly chosen page, from that randomly chosen book. The results were interesting, if not remarkable. I think its a great theme and so let me share. My book was Emily Brontes Wuthering Heights, my page was page 10, chapter two. My quote, and as of now, theme for my speech, is: My neighbor struck me as bordering on repulsive, I knew, through experience, that I was tolerably attractive. Wow! I think that, that is one great theme. It works. (Pull out pocket mirror) I am tolerably attractive. As for my neighbor. Well, you be the judge. Really, what are the chances of two attractive people sitting next to each other. Not likely. Why not try it yourselves. Visualize yourself, or if you have access to a mirror, look at yourself. Alluring huh? I bet you have to admit, youre tolerably attractive. Who are you kidding? You are foxy. You are a fox. If you were a Quentin Tarantino movie, you would be Foxy Brown. Now tear yourself away from your own adorable self and turn to your right. See that person. Pretty appalling. If its a man, hes not very handsome is he? If its a woman, not very pretty is she? And if you cannot tell what sex it is? Well I have got three words: Re-Pug-Nant. See, this is not just a theme for my speech, it is a rule for life. YouShow MoreRelatedGraduation Speech : My Graduation Essay1022 Words   |  5 Pages My Graduation A Graduation ceremony is one of the major steps in life, it marks the start of new changes in our lives. It ushers us into growing up and be responsible for our actions. It marks a new dawn of embracing life experiences, cultivation of good work ethics and eventually culminates in chasing our dreams. On my graduation day, I woke up to the sweet aroma of the breakfast my sister was making. I sat down to eat when the food was ready. 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